Which leads me to a most amusing quote. In Surrey a body has been found in a wheelie bin. A neighbour told the BBC:
“It’s a very quiet place, it’s where you bring up your family. I’ve lived here for 30-odd years and it’s the first thing like this that’s happened.” (BBC)
Really? The ‘first thing like this that’s happened’?
Where I live this kind of thing happens so often the council have added a new bin to our collection. Grey is for normal rubbish, green is for paper, glass and that, brown for garden waste, and the bright red bin is for corpses and body parts.